I'm surprised this has taken people so long to piece together. Back in 2004, when an FHM interviewer presented her with a Fuck, Marry, Kill scenario, she said "The entire Mets organization, Kris, and Michael Evans."

You would think, but I'm still going with "solid credit rating."

But he's hispanic....

the bull's nonchalance is what makes this photo great.

[KTVU Reporter]: This just in...KTVU has learned that two Bay-Area Natives were among the 23 injured during the 'Running Of The Bulls' in Pamplona. These individuals have been identified as Gordon B. Hind and Noam Oarlegs.

Are you sure? Don't just assume they are fake because they sound funny. Remember, when you assume, you make an ass out of Yoo Em Ei.

"Who's responsible for this racist embarrassment?!"

Those names are pretty funny, but not quite as ridiculous as "Captain John Travolta."

In a statement addressing the error, WTVU's spokesperson apologized, saying "we'll just have to keep our eyes wide open" for these types of pranks in the future.

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

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Thanks for noticing. It's big, but I'm not sure I'd call it that.

"What's up, MOM?! EAT SHIT, MOM!"

Meanwhile, hot dog manufacturers throughout the South Bronx wait patiently for their lips-and-asshole man to get back in business.

That was not a good idea, because babies can't catch things.

Dulles Airport requires all restaurants to serve breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Chipotle there rolled out a full breakfast menu. It is amazing.