RE: Kroger Boost. Albertons purchased Safeway in 2015. Krogers purchase of Albertsons is still pending.

This is so fucking stupid. Creating an unnecessary middleman will only make it worse. Money that should being towards paying living (thriving!) wages will instead go to this “distruptor”.

“...suddenly turning his boar...? 

Here’s an interesting one - Five Guys. A cheeseburger costs $1 more than a hamburger however they don’t charge for extra cheese. So people were gaming the system by ordering a hamburger but adding cheese in the “unlimited toppings” section for no additional cost.

L’appel du vide - The call of the void. I know it well.

If at all possible use semolina flour instead of cornmeal to dust your peel. Semolina doesn’t impart any flavor.

Vanessa Hudgens dress is IT! The shoes, meh.

Excuse you. Vanilla and chocolate twist soft serve ice cream in a wafer cone rolled in rainbow sprinkles is THE summertime treat thankyouverymuch!

Whomst.

Long Pork.

Seriously men, why are you like this?

I still want to know why they REALLY removed the Caramel Apple Empanada. I can’t be because they weren’t selling well. 

This whole thing is starting to give me Roseanne Barr energy.

We done been knew -

We done been knew -

Look, just get outta there. Scooch on over to New Mexico or something.

Send every last one of these chuckle-heads to Texas and let them secede. Build the wall they’ve been clamoring for, but on the US (New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana) - Texas border. Cut them off from all Federal funding and services, including military.

She looks like either a Dementor or Peter Pan’s lost shadow. I’m not sure which.

Megan Fox is giving me Violet Chachki vibes.