“France have all the talent”

Such a good liberal. Way to think for yourself. You’re clearly morally superior.

So you don’t recognize the intersection between race and gender in terms of inequality in this country. That’s problematic. I’m triggered.

Such an original “joke.” Really brave and bold to post it here too.

Wait, Indiana Fever is a basketball team? I thought that was just what the rest of the world called Crisco Poisoning.

Okay, fine, I’ll get off your lawn. Geez.

Oh grandpa!

The thing is, as someone who isn’t terribly familiar with Warcraft lore (I played Warcraft 2 a lot back in the day, but I’ve never played 3 or WoW), I actually like that it’s so lore-centric and doesn’t dumb it down. Nothing’s worse than when a movie explains things to you like you were a little kid. I realize I’m…

You cut right to the heart of it. This same dynamic comes into play when JJ Abrams does a movie. Critics with a built in bias and expectation of not liking it.

No, it didn’t. However, after putting in a call to the BBB, the theater was fined 50 dkp for not knowing wtf to do.

Oh thank god. I was really getting sick of the constant bashing of this movie by the writers who have not even seen the movie and just link the review to their own article in some witty quip like this as though its a collective opinion and the movie is universally fucked. I just watched it and I really, really liked…

You’re going to ruin my sick burn by revealing that I didn’t do Molten Core until we were all so high level it didn’t matter. Shhh. They can never know.

“Never wiped at Molten Core.”

My wife went into it with barely any Warcraft experience and a basic love of fantasy films and came out happy.

I think the real problem here is that a dwarf planet is incapable of reciprocating your feelings

Eject! Eject! All that turns into is awkwardness when the attracted person gets drunk and decides to spill the truth about their unrequited love. Although they say it happens in the movies guy/girl friendships IRL rarely come off successfully. It always ends awkwardly.

It’s not a burden to be someone’s friend, but this is all in the context of the “nice guy” shtick. If you have a better way to describe a relationship between one party who is romantically interested and another who is plutonically interested, but the first party hangs around to try and swoop in, I am all ears.

You nailed it. I consider myself a nice guy, who is neither ugly nor hot (I’m relatively average in the looks dept). I’m neither super confident/cocky, nor am I on the other end of the spectrum.

So THAT’S what I’ve been doing wrong!

Weird, in my experience, the friendzone is not gender specific. Very attractive guys also often have female friends who wanted to date them, but settled for friendship.