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Easy Tiger...

I didn’t go to the game. You didn’t go to the game.

Is it possible Barry isn’t in any of the pictures because he’s the man behind the camera?

10,000 people? I bet they have a 25,000 seat stadium

It’s not Klay’s contract, it’s a provision in the CBA that applies to everybody. 

The person you describe sounds like a Grade-A asshole, but at least he knows how to zipper merge properly!

Pope Thrower...isn’t sophomoric?

Personal favorites:

The best name won.

Mr. Thrower took out my favorite name of the competition: Alpha Omega Nickelberry IV, so this victory is well-deserved.

Alternate Supplementary plan *to the excellent ideas listed* for those with the stomach for it (pardon the pun):

Those scales are wildly inaccurate though. Changes in hydration levels can give totally different readings. You’re better off with some calipers and a measuring tape if you want to get off the scale. I think the scale is still a good tool though, just average it out using similar weigh in patterns.

Abstinence-only sex education doesn't work, the minors need this.

In Minors, the Clap is Back

“This one’s goin’ back back back backbackbackbackback aaaaaaaaand.......Gonorrhea!”

Weird PSA, but they’re not wrong...

Costs aside, if an island is 1.5 miles at its widest, how is the water not always in walking distance?

lol why don’t you try writing a-

it’s Pressly* you fucking moron