he’s more than welcome to stop playing football and fall back on that...

“No, it’s not accurate. I don’t know who the (bleep) said that. That (bleep) is (bleep). Whoever said that (bleep) is (bleep). That’s all I have to say, man.”

I had no idea Drew Margary was starting his “Why Your Team Sucks: Cleveland Browns” post so early in the season.

Steph Curry is like if Jay Cutler had Aaron Rodgers’s talent.

But seriously, I can’t wait for next year when the Cavs best player is a concussed Kevin Love and they shell out $14.7 mil to let J.R. dribble out tied games.

someone asks him if he scored 50 points with blurred vision and he says “nah, I had a few points before then”

Because it would be the most talented roster he was ever part of?

Much of the Cavs struggles this year can be traced to the absence of James Jones. I mean, the man made seven straight Finals.

Even if the Sixers fired Colangelo and hired David Griffin as their new GM, would they have enough cap room to be able to afford both LeBron *and* JR Smith? What good is one without the other?

Sixers need to maximize the value of Embiid and Simmons for when they trade them for future assets.

their fault for their new Ambien wing sauce

If you squint, it’s like you’re at a Mets game.

This’d never happen at Wimbledon, where it’s always the centre fielder’s ball.

Those Euros learn flopping at such a young age.

But was the Bosnian able to hold Serb?

A Duke alum talking shit about NC State......too funny

Wake Forest and Duke were both able to somehow win football titles in that timeframe.

Hey, at least N.C State once had a football coach dumb enough to run off Russell Wilson because Wilson wanted to play baseball in the off-season.

NC State didn’t lose to Florida. It lost to Florida State. The University of Florida and Florida State University are not the same thing. UF plays in the SEC and can’t stop NC State from earning an ACC title.

Fuck Duke