maybe he should watch the show, become inspired that they are unwinding without his architecture, and write three books in three years of the most awesome quality possible. I mean, he’s the big winner of this season if you ask me.

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It was this or Trump blabbering about Afghanistan.

say it to my face

Exactly who is watching a pre-season Browns game? Degenerate gamblers?

One game seems pretty fair but the other woman definitely should have been suspended too.

I know that look, and it ain’t a sprained ankle. That’s Skyline Chili gas on a Monday.

There’s next to no chance someone making 30K could possibly scrape together 1500 on short notice without outside assistance, you know that, right?

Next season? Littlefinger won’t make it out of this season.

Arya and Sansa thing is so fucking stupid. Especially since they have a literal psychic in the room next door who could just be like “yo, y’all being played.” I get that Bran is all hipster now and shit but it’s not like the fuckin’ dickwad is so busy he can’t take 3 seconds out of his day to solve this.

From Hardhome Depot, of course!

The same place Roberts bastard son became a world class distance runner and the knights watch got hypersonic ravens.

Will zombie dragon breathe fire or ice?

I’m surprised this didn’t already exist I’m glad it does now

After the past week there couldn’t have been any way for him to nazi this coming

“We have to wait until a white quarterback takes a stand before we do anything.”

Stop trying to make handegg happen. It’s not going to happen!