maybe he should watch the show, become inspired that they are unwinding without his architecture, and write three books in three years of the most awesome quality possible. I mean, he’s the big winner of this season if you ask me.

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It was this or Trump blabbering about Afghanistan.

say it to my face

Exactly who is watching a pre-season Browns game? Degenerate gamblers?

One game seems pretty fair but the other woman definitely should have been suspended too.

I know that look, and it ain’t a sprained ankle. That’s Skyline Chili gas on a Monday.

There’s next to no chance someone making 30K could possibly scrape together 1500 on short notice without outside assistance, you know that, right?

I’m surprised this didn’t already exist I’m glad it does now

“We have to wait until a white quarterback takes a stand before we do anything.”

Stop trying to make handegg happen. It’s not going to happen!

18th season? Good god I’m old because I remember watching that draft.

Yes, it would have been a terrible move. You don’t take kickers that early when you can pick football players. Janikowski has been a a pretty good kicker, but not better than a whole host of guys who went undrafted.

I guess he thought he found the next Janikowski. He did not.

Even at 1 am, you’re gonna get people getting on at GC!

Easily the most inappropriate sexual activity I’ve seen going on at a subway since Jared.

This is pretty rare. Usually in these videos, it’s the MTA fucking the passengers.

Talk about riding the rails, amirite?!?!?!?!?