I love me some Bey, but she looks like a woman who had kids to me. And by that, I mean, she looks like a woman.

never forget

Pssst... sarcasm.

Wait, what? The movie that manage to get a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes? It wasn’t until the board that rates whether movies are safe for children to watch gave it a rating that it managed to get a whopping 3%. It’s not beloved, it this year’s most panned movie.

“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk

Let us ask ourselves if we can imagine any scenario where Michael Jordan would apply criteria to this discussion that in any way might threaten his assumed position at the top of a ranking of modern NBA players.

He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

Sammy Sosa simply refuses to pick a race

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

And even Kaepernick’s less headline-grabbing actions, like giving out free suits or donating to various charities, are far more important than anything he can do on the football field.

Just think, if Antonio Gates misses that one scrimmage, he might get injured a week earlier than usual and then the chargers will go 4-12 instead of 5-11 like they always do.

If only he was a white quarterback with a nickname, then he could just sign 5000 autographs for fre... damn, almost got that out without cracking... NCAA plays favorites and likes nothing more than taking down players willing to take them on publicly.

It did not, however seem like a sauce McDonald’s would have put out, as it tasted too much like food.

Massa say you can only make money picking his cotton; not making money on your own, without massa. So, you fired.

This is dumb even for the NCAA.

I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me. ~Lady Olenna “OG” Tyrell

Episode 4:

“There are always lessons in failures.” - Jamie

Olenna just clearing the table one last time “oh yeah by the way I killed your son bye”.

The red witch must die in Westeros..... And so must Varas. Hmmm??