No idea why, but when I was around 13, I wanted to put a huge rock (about the size of my upper torso) into a tree. The rock was relatively heavy, but the problem wasn’t the size/weight. It was the awkwardness of trying to climb a <6-10 foot tree with a huge rock. All that ended up happening was I crushed my thumb…

Don’t forget the cliff notes. 

A lot of those guys were among the best players in college or in their international league. Top 50 for sure. 

Nothing about this situation makes sense. While I acknowledge race is a huge factor, just assume it isn’t. Of all of the things you could create a fake coupon for (to allow someone to steal enough to resell), she would pick incontinence products? Like, that is literally the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Even if it…

I can shoot my age on the first hole.

If there is one benefit to being an incel, it is never having to worry about STDs. 

If the person is driving 10 hours, they’re burning at least $50 in gas. Probably a lot more. Not to mention that they will have regular maintenance and other costs. Also, the cost of insurance and a car loan will definitely dwarf the cost of a bus ticket.

It’s a good thing he’s not going to the 76ers. . .

Sometimes it’s not about how good you are but how good you are playing. When weak teams win, I worry that they are just playing better than everyone else - and that makes them scary.  

His new nickname will have to be ‘Doctor’, not because he puts on a clinic on the court like Julius Irving, but because he puts on a clinic after he leaves the field.

Take my money?

In 2018, it’s less OK to put MD on your jersey than to put an offensive caricature of a Native American. Or to be a Jets fan.

What was he going to do with cap space? No one wants to sign in Charlotte.

Howard doesn’t deserve to be even mentioned in that group.

Joshing... like Josh Hamilton?

Only because the Dolphins are not a real NFL team.

Ones that have to guarantee multiple millions to someone under 25...

That’s genetics, not exercise.

Still not as much as JaMarcus Russel stole from the NFL.

There are good documentary videos about this kind of thing.