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Because we all know that it would take someone incredible to be the life partner of Pop. Obviously, when great people die, it’s a tragedy.

Two words: Emmitt Smith.

Snowflake abstinence must be taught in schools! We need to stop this madness.

People keep shitting on this, but “Bud-Wise-Errrr” is a phrase most 30 somethings know 3 frogs say (and have repeated themselves quite a few times).

So it’s CAH time?

I think a lot of Republicans said the same about GWB. . .

Did he resign or did he vacate his spot so he could take a cabinet position?

I watched him play in NE. I never felt like he was 1000 yard guy. He just never felt like he took over games. He felt like a stat guy. Obviously, he’s young, talented, and very good... but it just never felt like that watching him.

The 5th year option of his rookie deal* (which pays him the average of the top 3-25 WRs last season)

The TVC says the Patriots net gain a late 3rd (pick 96) by making this trade. Obviously, that TVC was written before the first round rule changes and rookie salary slotting... but if NE got the value of a free 3rd rounder... damn.

Especially with OBJ needing to be PAIDDDD.

Thanks NY. I almost forgot shitty fans are in every city.

While the 2018 version looks like total ass, the 2016 version just looks fancy. Nothing about it says Presidential egg hunt or anything. It looks like something you’d give out as a party favor at an adult party. The 2018 version looks like a made-in-China-sold-at-WalMart easter egg. Maybe it looks better in person

Bernie Madoff agrees, too.

He was a 60 something year old fat man. Is that really shocking? She was attracted to his billions.

If only he were traded to the Cowboys... then he could teach Zeke to be less handy.

Heard he had a hard time getting a grasp on the Giants new defense.

I’d rule that a catch and fumble with an end zone recovery. The instability of the ball came from the receiver making the move to extend the ball and not as part of completing the catch.