People always say these are all you need but I find a good pair of vice-grips/pliers come in play more than both duct tape and WD-40. Then again maybe that’s just me.

It would definitely get supported in a new stadium if they do build it. Honestly, it is a great idea to bring a soccer team to St. Louis. All they need is a small, cheap stadium, with an area to tailgate (Something that doesn’t exist anywhere else in St. Louis pro sports, part of the reason nobody ever wanted to to go…

Don’t ever go full shit.

I’m a cavs fan and I support him. I hope he continues to kick people, and gets suspended from the finals again.

“He crashed his car because he is korean and can’t drive, not because he was drunk.”

You should always use your skate for decapitations...

Thats probably not a bad thing if you’re a chiefs fan...

I actually really like Collingsworth’s commentary most games. I think his biggest problem is not coming across as an arrogant jackass while he clearly demonstrates he knows more about every facet of football than you.

Ah I see, well I’m sure it will be effective on that front haha

Is that meant to be funny? I... I... can’t tell..

He was there.

Well in the days since your comment he has donated another almost 3 million to charity, and is helping to feed homeless people in cleveland for thanksgiving. I’m sorry you can’t see it man, but he is a good dude.

Could be worse. In middle school I had a similar situation where a ball squirted pass the keeper and I had a wide open goal. I rolled my plant foot awkwardly and broke my ankle while completely missing the ball with my kicking foot. The bad part however was that I was on the ground crying in pain and the coaches…

If Jordan played today he would be one of the most hated figures in the nba. Everything is under a microscope now. Jordan had gambling problems, ego issues, and was a notorious asshole. I mean he put a former teammate in therapy because he was such a dick to him. Can you imagine that happening today? Lebron is an…

I’m gonna go cry and hug my dog for the next 2 hours. Maya looks like a nice doggie.

Minor league teams need names like this. Names like Jumbo Shrimp, Biscuits, Yard Goats, and Blue Wahoos are all great. It also serves as inspiration to elevate your game since going from a team called the rubberducks to a team called the clippers is an incredible inprovement.

I once pooped off a cliff at the grand canyon... I squatted over it holding a tree trunk and starting laughing at the thought of me falling off and people having to explain to my friends and family that I fell to my death while trying to shit into the canyon... good memories.

Yeah or all of the people at whatever halloween party he went to? I mean I throw on a bomber jacket with jeans and go as Maverick and I get 50 assholes making the same I can’t be Tom Cruise because I’m way to tall joke. I feel like people had to be saying that his costume was slightly wrong. That being said the…

Picturing this woman snagging a hard hit foul ball out of the air with that glove is really funny to me.

Why does every single NFL matchup this season sound awful?