And now everyone is going in on RG3. Steve Young is going in... A radio station listener who won a contest to write for the local CBS station (this is something that happened) is going in... Fucking Pat White is going in!

Right!? fuck them for wearing what they want!

Even you're contributing to that narrative though. A guy wearing sneakers, plain jeans and a t-shirt isn't "lazy" - it's the same shit you and I would wear to a movie on opening night.

Or perhaps we should just stop giving a shit how other people dress.

Seven minutes before getting soft is an rarity for him.

"If there's a single song in the history of this country that deserves no creative interpretation, it's that one."

Please tell me this story is true.

Wait. Who are you calling a dream ahtlete for #BRAND marketers? I don't know... just doesn't seem right.

Amazing how did it so slowly too.

I remember when football used to be football, and a bad call stood and no one could do anything about it. I don't know what this pansy crap is anymore, but it's sure not football.

I still have no idea what's going on in the one that's supposed to be better than steak.

Ha ha ha. What a bunch of dopes. The answer is actually 104.

Call me when somebody leaves Taco Bell without a damaged rear-end.

Because it's made with toilet water?

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

I wouldn't be surprised if a team gives him a flyer. The amount of RBs this year currently hurt with long recovery injuries is pretty staggering, according to my super scientifically accurate method of going off my fantasy football team having to replace one literally every week this year.

Boring baseball brawls are always more exciting in Spanish.

CSN's Enrico Campitelli was sitting near this fight, but couldn't tell what started it.

Dwight Howard is the Donovan McNabb of the NBA.