Yeah, that was crazy.

You have a weird definition of coast. 

you should have gotten a lawyer

I assume that creepy-ass ref...

That’s a common phrase in black america. There’s a play with that title, I think maybe a medea movie...

I watched them play under him, I can say it. They would have never won a championship with him as coach.

the problem with Doris is that a good percentage of angry old white men will performatively pretend to turn off the TV if they hire her (which of course they actually won’t), and for some reason angry old white men rule the world right now. 

Your championship was your 90s era jerseys. And those banners fly forever buddy. 

I mean, I didn’t get these things from some peasant’s hut. I bought it from a store, wrapped in plastic, with a barcode on it. They invented inventing it.

Baker Cheese is either full of shit or ridiculously unaware of all of the different types of string cheeses from around the world. Just to name two I’ve personally been eating the italian ropey version with peppercorns since well before the 1970s, and Oaxacan quesillo has been around for like 200 years.

A relative of mine was her personal assistant for a time in the mid 2000s. She is fucking nuts. That’s all I’ve got.

“much of that is down to the fact that we treated soldiers returning from Vietnam like shit found on the bottom of a shoe” 

If your palette was too plain for British food, I cannot imagine how plain it must have been...

fuck

wat

how high are you rn

It looks like it got stuck halfway into turning into a transformer. 

There is no possible way that you enjoy deadspin but that comment was a bridge too far. 

Was the “super” sarcastic, or?

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