Because of the awful rep of STL food of course. 

So, the USA? 

47% is not super low. 

I have no particular hate for the Lakers or LeBron and I would so, so much prefer to watch a play-off series with the Clippers or the Kings than those bums.

No they sure aren't

They drink like fishes who have a drinking problem. 

OB is much younger and with many fewer guarantees in his contract. 

Anybody else catch the “Put your gun away.”?

I PAY YOUR SALARY RARGLEBARGLEBARGEL

Is THC additive? 

YOU NEED BLUE-CHIPPERS

I couldn’t find that but apparently there is also a strip-club fancy steakhouse chain!

“What’s the Horsepower on that thing?”

this bog is over

holy shit 

That shove video is actually Kuzma’s fault, but here’s some more terrible defense from him in case you feel like chortling: https://www.sbnation.com/nba/2019/3/5/18251485/lebron-james-defense-lakers-kyle-kuzma-shove-video

Lol, got a link?

Wagner is the Aryan giant from Michigan last year who hit all those threes in the Tournament.

Only one of them is an NBA player as far as I can tell.