“I’m not sure anyone would disagree with me.”

There is more in this comment than there was in that whole article.

Have you considered her list of potential replacements?

He could. And did. But now he is in his mid-30s. did you watch Jordan on the Wizards by any chance? It was just as ugly.

Uh...they weren’t using the word “bunk”. did you watch it on TBS or something? 

It is an actual indentured servant auction.

what is happening here

They took him off of returns for over a year to focus on his WRering!

you don’t hate it enough

Isn’t every incidence of domestic violence, by definition, a “family matter”? Not sure why the PR person thinks that is good cover.

The Nationals biggest and only rivals are themselves. No one else in the East gives a shit about them, and they manage to defeat themselves every year.

Men’s tennis should be best of 3 just like women’s.

several times

I don’t know why you are shitting on this promottion. Splitting a 12 pack with a bro in the parking lot and then watching an nba game that I don’t care about getting tossed out of for $8 a person sounds like a pretty dope Friday night.

and....

OREOS COPIED HYDROX DAMMIT

I mean...you HAVE been ovulating during it like everyone else, right?

They should dock their pay for this!

and not just 10 grand! 10 grant at 8% interest!

Ball and Kuzma is a good draft.