I mean, if you have 20 million people within a train ride of a 20,000 person arena it’s not that hard to fill it!

Is it Auto-correct? are they using the word loose so much or something that it changes it? 

Man alive do I pray for him to be somehow given ownership. It would be glorious. 

this is amazing

Do u think that’s raw meat there bud

Because people on the internet are terrible and someone might actually spend the time to find this person and harass/swat them for no other reason than the laughs. 

A few brake double taps will usually solve that problem. 

I apparently missed the Rich Bartel era, as well as the fact the he ever existed...

That is list is leagues better than Fitz’s...

I’m with you! Apparently he is this doofy looking guy, which is a face I am positive I have never laid my eyes upon:

“Established in Chicago in 1898 as an amateur football team”, a status they have worked hard to maintain since. 

According to the Wikia, that’s the slide homer got stuck in waaay back in the day. 

haha you mad

Goddamn, he dropped down from 154 (at 8% body fat) to 125?

Lighten up, Francis.

Why? Because the Nuggets made it to the conference finals once? Who cares?

Don’t make me link the greatest Deadspin article of all times.

It’s 19 words and one of them is “lies”, bud.

This is one of the sloppiest NBA games I have seen in a long time. It was like watching bad college basketball. 

Even before the snap it seemed like they should have taken the holding penalty. 4th and super-short is too-makeable.