She did three post-docs, which was phrased in a really weird way in her hiring press release and is being copied and pasted by everyone reporting on this story. 

What the hell is “Completed three-post doctorate degrees”?

No, he sure wasn’t. He put up big numbers for a fairly obscure program that didn’t win shit.

End a conversation or end your own life?

How do you hand distill something? I mean, there’s lots of boiling and evaporation and such....

Herman’s response is a pretty good ice burn. 

nope

Why did they not take four first round picks? Seems like a way better deal...

If he went to he Lehigh he damn sure didn’t get an offer to Villanova.

he has won my heart. does that count for nothing?

hahahhahahha

just plate it in gold whydontcha

I don’t think she actually thinks it’s funny at all!

I feel like the Kings scout the same way I do: watch high production value short documentares about players before the draft and then fall in love with them.

You guys should start a club. 

I feel like this blog was also somehow late.

He is they 12th man on the team you see

Yes. Using a 12 gauge. 

Why, fouls? Conditioning? General unsuitability to the game?

If Kobe could win without passing...