You should have been born 7 feet tall and very athletic then, ya hater

Re-watching the highlights now and Goddamn is Barkley good. That 50 yard TD somehow took 3 seconds.

Eli listens to Koo Koo Kanga Roo

Always. 

oh for sure, but this is a man who fantasizes about Del Taco. 

He was trying to get a win to save his job. If you are tanking for season you start Webb Davis the 3rd or whatever that dude’s name was. 

You my friend need to check out Taco John’s. Imagine a taco bell, where the base unit of rice has been replaced by circular tator tots. 

They are just fried potatoes. No chemicals, no added fats. 

Del Taco? DEL FUCKING TACO?

whataburger is worse than Wendy’s. FACT. 

All STL ‘local’ food items are garbage. THE “BAKED” RAVIOLI’S ARE GODDAMN DEEP FRIED!

It may have been the right move but it was for the wrong reasons. 

3. is demonstrably false.

If they can’t find one of the 6 qbs drafted that they like, then they are fools.

Black cow is a coke float where I’m from. A root beer float is a root beer float. And is also a much lighter shade of brown. 

This is a strange question. He already has the truck he needs. 

Sure we can. If we let out all the drug offenders and mentally I'll people and keep the child murderers in, we will be just fine. 

Seems like three compliments here. 

My kid was traumatized by the mall santa, so I can believe it.

fuck dude. that stings.