fuuuuuuck

I think the takeaway is that the only thing it can haul has no mass. 

probably did a gram from the looks of it

Dad? 

For when, tomorrow?

That was my only explanation, and it is pretty stupid.

Lol nooooope. I was chortling and texting furiously at this as well.

Any of the AL’s team’s reserves could probably beat the non-Dodgers NL teams, so yeah. 

Representing for all the Walmart assistant managers out there.

Is it though

yikes

There’s only one answer here:

Nice to see good things happen for the Yankees for a change. Talk about a team that deserves a break.

the best video on the internet

Ah, it’s still the Rockies. Their Runs for/ against is terrible. They are basically only in the playoffs due to some good luck in close games. 

Kyle Freeland is good and all, but the Cubs have been in an incredible offensive free-fall. 

I gave this game ~30% of my attention and it was too much

Sir, this is an Arby's drive through.

You ain’t lying

That horse did a surprisingly small amount of damage.