you apparently don’t hate it that much

but why

too shiny

The team right? Because the state fucking blows

Do you think it was the yelling that triggered her memory or the shit?

Wait. Do you say that to your son, you asshole?

Do you think that is a full on tackle?

its my son 

You can do all of those things and still have a personality you know

I want this towel

It’s car from a street scene in an underfunded video game.

Good god that top one. 

Lol Paris Hilton. Do you want to feel sad and realize how long ago she was a thing? 

I have driven lots of cars through standing water and never lost a bumper mate. What are you supposed to do in your Tesla when it rains? Have a fucking back-up rain car or something? 

always convenience store truthers

If you remove morality from the equation, it makes sense.

What about the, you know, not coming to playoff games and such?

They settled Oceania. Purposefully and skillfully. 

holy shit the comments on this article

fuck