EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

Once Andy left I found it hard to give a damn. There was like 15 years in there when it was the most important thing in the world to me, but everyone was new and Chip was an ass. I think I am better off now. It’s just laundry, really.

I love being on the west coast and listen to old white people complain about newcomers, when every single one of their family history is like 72 years long at most.

I thought Toronto was a frozen jewel of city?

Don’t listen to Drew (who chooses to live in Suburban DC of all places hahahahaha), Denver is great.

A MOVIE IS GOOD SO OTHERS MOVIES CAN’T BE GOOD!

Lived in Ireland. Racism is VERY MUCH an Irish problem too. 

How the hell are non-compete contracts legal

They had a contract. They had to pay them. If they could have wriggles out of it, tryst me they would have. 

I honestly feel like ESPN organizational stupidity increased around the time their partnership with the NFL grew, and that this is no coincidence.

Commenters were at war with Kinja: Commenters had always been at war with Kinja 

There used to be a lot of skull fractures. And deaths. From skull fractures. 

How big was the head of the person that this helmet was made for?

“So you are saying we can have...wide Receivers on our team? You are going to have to go over this again.”

Like...inside the plane or? That’s how planes would work now? 

This first one is a tackle. A football tackle. That happens....900 times per game.

How many hours do you need, sailor?

fucking freedom goats. I would vote for one of those. 

He failed out of clown college.

I am 100% in agreement with this.