He was already tossed and it was like a minute. What is he supposed to do?

They do sometimes and I wish they would more often

the census does not track TP sales my dude, but I appreciate in general any efforts to slander St. Louis.

Candy is natures candy you bastards

What about the damn dental people giving out floss and toothpaste! The outrage!

hahahha I ate red jello for the first time in 20 years and fucking freaked for about 30 seconds.

never you monster

left coast best coast east coast fucking toast

I was going to do that for my first rib roast. but then my sister was like “Why fuck with it? The classic way is great and you won’t destroy Christmas dinner by accident.”

Go full 5-hundo or higher if you can handle the oven smoke. The higher the better, especially if it isn’t one of those saline bloated supermarket birds

currants are raisins without the texture problem.

and like 3 dueling companies appeared instantly.

no no. I waited 45 minutes for that bullshit scene after infinity war. Fuck that noise, I can look it up on my phone.

jesus. fire this person.

perfect

I think that chocolate covered strawberries manages to ruin two good things at once.

I wonder if how out of control the pitch was contributed to it...I mean if he had missed two feet up instead of two feet out he could have really hurt him.

That can’t be true

Nah, that was a bullshit pitch and Collins even said it was payback. You don’t always get to peg people for free.

As the ump said, which I agree with, everyone knows the situation already, you should be smart enough to be warned in the first place.