Note, I did not actually read the article.

This was better than the article

“And no less than third on my priority list.”

Of course, but they very rarely sexually abuse women.

Here’s a crazy idea, maybe we try and hire (almost?) exclusively women to coach women’s sports 

something something big bang derrick rose’s knees.

“Imagine being some schmuck who has to follow every single Mets game”.

I assume it’s how Richard Dawkins blows off steam.

I assume that don’t use salt on thier roads?

Maybe Lonzo should try not shooting from his waist sometime....

Are you joke-lexic or something?

The whole roll, or?

Utah! I need two!

Sad little lickspittle, do you think if you kiss their ass enough the rich will let you join their club?

Serious question, how did LeBron change the game?

that would suck. I like this 3's and dunks era, please no return to the era of 20 seconds of backing someone down before shooting hooks and turnarounds.

Wait, really?

bench them

Jesus man! WTF is wrong with you!

This thread went off the rails quick