I was like, well when you think of it like that you should DEFINITELY buy it!

So let me just follow your logic here. You are trying to talk him into NOT buying this car, by making him think of 1950's cars? So like, picture the car like this, so DON’T buy it????

It’s totally over-priced by like $500-$1000, but whatever, it’s got class.

Also, what is this sweet wagon anyway, I want it.

This is like cool old professor dad his cool young programmer son.

This thing is a beauty. Do it.

Lol, they were less than mediocre that year too. The big west is low key the worst conference in basketball.

The Anteaters barely have basketball either...real prospect they got there.

I dunno man, I never was in one that ran properly, but you do you.

Was it designed to have electrical problems and last less than a decade?  

I don;t know if this was an actual joke....

goddamit

Marius Sumudicais is from Romania. I could be convinced that soviet-era hammocks were in fact made of metal.

I star your comments before reading just to save the re-scroll. I have never regretted it.

“fucked-up family matter involving Stepmother”

link pls

(pssst. check the ratio.)

Phila simms is really dumb. You don’t have to be smart to be a good announcer, but it probably doesn’t hurt.

Watch how the refs treat Cam Newton sometime to get your answer.