zing!

holy shit dude

Some crackheads are like superheros. I saw one get hit by a car moving at like 35 mph, get up, shake it off, and keep on moving.

I don’t want to spoil things for you bud, but *whispers* #2 might not actually have been accidental.

I would definitely buy a used car from Wade. If it blew a gasket, I am pretty sure he would take it back.

Anything that starts with the word “successful”.

Jesus no. WTF? Again, gig economy, we can live anywhere, why would I?even? consider Or-fucking-lando?

I sure didn’t know that “The Strip Mall That Believed In Itself And Grew Up To Be A City” had so many defenders...

It felt like fucking years....

White Latino’s forgetting that Black Latino’s even exist? What else is new...

I’m not that stupid, but rest assured it is better than Tampa fucking Florida.

C. Christie probably went with “Eggplant” or “Moulignon”.

I feel like Sessions goes with “Nigra”.

“everywhere sucks” - True

FL has very nice beaches.

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Next issue, when will they allow non-starving women?

I CAN TELL FROM THE FACT THAT IT IS CLEARLY A STOCK PHOTO TAKEN AGAINST AN ALL WHITE STOCK PHOTO PRODUCTION BACKGROUND.

Will you be enough of a man to not use a burner account to talk about it then, you bigoted coward?