It;s not like it would actually help you in a lawsuit anyway...

The main website is awful, their ‘blogs’ are apparently written on their phones with no editing, the comments are AWFUL and incredibly racist (like often just “fucking n**gers” level), sexist, and homophobic

Re McAdoo: the Giants philosophy is continuity, even when players and coaches are clearly not good or past their prime. They would rather be respectable and bad than take a chance to be good, which fits right into their whole Up-tight, old-money vibe.

to quote pftcommenter “Yeah, why would you think that the best player on the field for two consecutive college football titles would be good? Let’s trade up to #2 for the dude who played a year at UConn.”

Your adult supervisor from your fast food job in high school

to quote someone smarter “He perpetually looks like someone lost in aisles at Orchard Supply Hardware”

Sooooo, Eli?

Dammit! This is my mail from home again! How does this keep happening...

So sassy! I want to be this guys friend! I bet he is fun to get a drink and make fun of other people at the bar with. 

HOLY SHIT

How the fuck would I know, I don’t listen to that asshole.

No way the Jet’s are getting the #1 pick! They already have like 3 wins, that’s more than CLE will get all year! They will pick like 5th, a spot where they COULD do something smart and get a good football player and they will totally fuck it up.

Seattle, Rams, SF, Oak, Ari, are all very winnable games, and that’s not even counting inter-division craziness.

I think that is the Dolphins coach...

You drink coffee, you plebe? At least tell me an endangered animal either ate it first or had to be killed to harvest it!

Larger point: Don’t fall in love with sex workers (or strippers) you idiots. They are there because you pay them to be.

Yes, clearly the right decision bud. One hit is far too many.

hmm, Dusty has worse one-hitters than Meghan Trainer?

This is the most competently run organization in DC. So maybe keep going north until you hit Canada.

He only did it because it was the wrong move. It’s like your one friend who always heads the wrong direction out of the bar or whatever. It’s so consistent, it almost an ability.