I don’t know who this Joe Flaherty is, but he sure does spend about 1000 words attacking one of the worlds greatest directors for having the audacity to be a sickly child.

Inglewood is LA in ways that Carson is not.

The bills have like 3.5 good players. I think you’re safe to get excited.

Clearly a high-school science teacher.

See my comment about my favorite Dodgers power hitting corner outfielder, the Big Tomato, Olmedo Saenz!

Olmedo Fucking Saenz. The big tomato. The best pinch hitter and fat man in Dodgers history.

I keep getting ads for hot and available Canadian singles in my area...

Silly

I am wondering why you are using a burner if you don’t think this take sucks.

That ain’t no woman.

I must have missed my invitation to that occasion.

Beer douche shits on Lagunitas and Guinness in one post. Congrats, beer douche.

Montana bears is different. East and south they are like 50% black lab.

Black bears are super-chill. Although three less people in the world with that accent would be nice.

Uhhh..

“shaky-legged looking for a fight. It’s like their CrossFit.”

Also, he isn’t a serial sexual abuser of men (that we know of).

Huh.

Ugh.

all the stars