I’m pretty sure it’s Chris Hansen and Chad Harper...

Goff is objectively the WORST qb in the league...

Dude, do you think you are on fangraphs or something? You are on deadspin, make a terrible pun and watch the up votes roll in.

Wow dude.

News flash, the U.S. supports a lot of dictators. Look up the U.S. history with Cambodia for fun. We were all in on the ole Khmer Rouge....

damn. 2 real.

I don’t understand this picture....Is it supposed to sarcastically prove that Buffalo is...? nice? or...? has a building?

She could handle my four-cylinder...

used to describe what are actually braids of course...

I think the assumption here is that when we do see the right guy, he is going to have little in common visually besides “young, black, male.”

It is...

aaaaaah. I didn’t even catch that the first time.

Too true. All of these idiots feed off attention.

“when he is hopped up on something-”

Man, just say no. Or air hug and kiss like a socialite. The Christian side hug is soooooo awkward.

What about the collapse of the entire financial system? Could happen!

That’s not a moon!

ahahahhaahahhahaha

“That’s why we traded you”.

He is making himself effectively a foot shorter with that shot. Not gonna work in a league where the AVERAGE player is 6'6