Little known legal fact 1 man’s testimony is worth ~6 womens’. It’s called “The Cosby Ratio”.

Ugh. Please God, when I am this old, don’t let me be still super-horny.

thats a good mom

“ zero self-awareness”

Totally! They love entrails, why would you waste good meat on them!

hahahaha that poor dog has probably only eaten amaranth seeds and goji berries for the last 4 years.

nonono you see every shelter compiles a fucking annotated biography of their animals, which they then pass on to you.

I’m with you, but she did these things and THEN posted to the world a bunch of lies to absolve herself of this.

The reach on those thumbs! He could whack you on the forehead from across a normal sized room without taking a step.

what tv show are you referring to sir

LOL, srsly.

This is some next level shit

SPEED STRIPES. FOR SAFETY.

Every fucking time.

Totally. That was a great series too.

I did the math, checks out.

E’s for everyone! What is this, the 90s?

LOL, no this was 20 years ago! I guess it is a common thing.

I attended George Washingon University and I clearly remember a day when the classes were canceled for ‘snow’ that wound up being about half an inch of rain...

OMG. You have sources. The internet is magical.