50-0 and ego.

Jesus man don’t pay money for this.

Fucking 3-d chess right here.

I was thinking this kid

This is a great analogy.

They have a ton to lose, dude,  especially a first round playoff series. This isn’t the Phillies.

untrue

Just think about that on most days of his life the only thing separating the general public from Jan’s penis is about 1mm of nylon...

dammit

He is acculturating to Texas quite well...

“Aim low son, and you’ll never miss.” I think that particular advice was given to me by an ‘uncle’ regarding some bar floozy (in a bar I was in at around age 9 btw) but the sentiment is the same.

I am pretty damn liberal but I still feel like a beatdown after a long car chase is kinda deserved.

Too lazy to stop fucking around at work to fuck around at work. I like your style.

An easy way to also make that case would also be to watch about 1.5 quarters of a basketball game that they are in.

Also, “Rich people taxes work differently. They have to pay state income taxes in every state they play an away game in, AND you can deduct state income taxes paid from your Fed income taxes after a certain amount. Probably a 1-2% difference.”

Not really actually. Rich people taxes work differently. They have to pay state income taxes in every state they play an away game in, AND you can deduct state income taxes paid from your Fed income taxes after a certain amount. Probably a 1-2% difference.

OMG, this the first google image result. This dude is a legend.

Players are required to, actually. It’s like reverse PEDS. Levels the playing field

oh man this is too stupid not to be true