HOW DARE YOU WRITE THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE WITHOUT SOME DIGS AT THE CARDINALS

LOL, you obviously haven’t been to any Giants sites lately. They are uh, not optimistic about the future to say the least.

Hey, it’s Jimmy Two Hammers!

If you have watched more than one full game with Markelle Fultz in it, I will eat my shoe.

HOW DID YOU FORGET GIANNAIANS ATEMPEJEOKERKEEKEEMPEEMPO

Rizzo is about 3 yards wide tho...

I think they should just allow collisions at all bases. Watching first basemen try and make it through 27 outs would be amazing.

This was perfectly crafted.

No, but I can imagine Simmons writing a 4-part, 36,000 word series about it maybe happening.

Set a trap!

If only there was somewhere on the web to find this information! Nah, I’ll just hit reply.

Did. You. Even. Read. The Article.

His ratio is technically errorerrorerror 

The guy who got his tits lit by the Dodgers last week? Yeah, I know him.

Those hints are much weaker than I remembered, thanks.

LOL, not Tupacs.

I have no dog in this fight, but wasn’t there some pretty strong hints that the accuser was working for the US gov? Like, CIA intern, unknown current work history, something like that?

No need to bring Aaron Rogers into this.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

and who, pray tell, would benefit if that rumor got around?