Depends on where that room is.

The Knicks happened. Your garbage team makes good players into garbage. And the garden sucks.

WHO KNEW I COULD LOSE MONEY WHILE GAMBLING?

Every single poker story: I won when I shouldn’t have OR I lost when I shouldn’t have.

Yesssssss. What’s worse, golf stories, poker stories, or Fantast league stories?

“During my spare time, I often show my boat collection at local events.”

Also, it looks like a penis.

Jesus. They can’t help themselves!

For the same price you could have 30-40 1990s Accords! So, you know, think about that!

So, you save a whole $65! Bargain!

So. Excited. For GLOW.

“You just talk in circles and waste time.”

I’m trying to write a joke about him obviously not being from an underprivileged family, because he has the whitest name since Donovan McNabb, but I just can’t get it to come out right...

Ugh those poor girls.They look so hungry.

Does the freeze age faster because of all of his time spent moving so fast?

I dunno, he looks kinda Muslim, that’s good enough for me.

Look how triggered you are!

That’s exactly what you would say if you were a Soros funded reptilian.

Dude, I dunno. We left logic behind two decades ago. They literally voted down their own amendments to ACA. John Fucking Boehner thinks they are too crazy.

PFT made a great point: “Who the hell buys gray travel Nationals jerseys?”