Jokes. Do you get them?

We would have the same reaction, dick-nose. No asked you muscle tards to do this to yourselves. Now go jack off in front of the mirror again.

I mean it probably would have cost a little bit, so if you care literally nothing about the actual issue, like they so obviously do, then the math works out.

Literally same.

Me neither! Or sniff! Just look!

6 Weeks! Oh noes! that’s like, 1/20th of the NBA regular season!

buuurn

Goddamn I hate this person, whoever he is.

What the fuck is up with this actual football analysis on this site? You are supposed to rave about players on bottom tier NBA teams, and then simultaneously call for totally free-market sports systems, while bashing free market systems in the real world!

Hey! Terrance Jones, I remember him from, U of Kentucky, right? I always thought he looked like a potential flame-out in the NBA...

No way Alexis Ajinca is a real person.

Not be a fucking asshole.

It is a really nice subway system...

#stealtheshow

this is good stuff

Fuck that shit. They charged us like $8,000 for four hours in the hospital. They can buy their own damn donuts.

He neither sucks nor is good.

So Buddy is bad? That stinks, I like that kid, I was rooting for him.

Hey look! An article very clearly aimed Deadspin! How fun!