Kids! Making Noises at pools! OHMYGOOOOOOD.

WHY DOES THIS MAKE YOU MAD YOU NUTJOB?

“I pay enough tax”. There has never been a good opinion that has followed this or it’s more popular cousin “I pay my taxes so that...”

You mean IR, right?

*Irsay immediately swallows both.

who gives a fuck

White and fat.

I can’t believe they have a say.

This did not go the direction I assumed it would...

It’s pronounced blurst.

nope. he is a real and true moron.

nailed it. *weeps into can of yeungling

THEY PLAY IN A DAMN DOME

what is this

fuck. solid slow burn.

Really? I like him! What’s your beef? Compared to the other dissipated descendants of dead rich men and grasping plutocrats he seems pretty cool.

Yeah Eagles fans are faaaar from over-optimistic. They are honestly fairly cynical in my experience, despite their strong loyalty and fandom. Like, they come in droves to training camp, spend $300 on merch and then spend most of the time in the stands talking shit about the roster. Kind of strange tbh.

The Cowboys are not the Packers of the NFC East you delusional front-runner.

That’s a great jersey. Great player, great color scheme.

jokes. do you get them.