“I want to get in the end zone; throw me the football!” While he is getting tackled by police.

STOP DOING IT FOR GODS SAKES

no no you see, touching the ball with your hands is clearly ancillary to the game.

U crazy. Kyrie will go down as the 132 greatest guard ever and Curry will be the greatest shooter ever with no argument.

MAYBE!!!!!

Love has got to go. He just doesn’t fit.

Yeah, that was a great 5 game stretch...

That’s usually how I drink too.

Or SHOULD she be?

As others have said, he had Love beat, but Bron was lurking like a shark waiting for this drive.

LeBron, Jefferson and Kyrie were all available to converge on that, for a block or hard foul.

“against all gods”

Are...you....?

I jumped it. For $10 whole dollars!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

We clearly should have entered ourselves in the Euro and faced better competition.

This is genius.

Which is how they like it, right?

LSU valedictorian in english right here.

No no no you see, unregulated capatalism ALWAYS results in the most fair outcome for everyone. Just look at...you know...that thing....

Damn, this is super accurate.