Of course his wife is the whitest most boring looking pretty person ever. This dudes heart pumps pure mayonnaise

A score is basically a turnover

You are really burying the lede here. WOW can be very addictive and it sounds like you dude has a problem.

I like this.

Uh no, you weirdo. And I am sure you personally have never saved anyone.

This is pretty common in LA county jails. Idle hands and such.

Fuck all y’all, bajas are cool as shit

Whoa

niiiiiiice

Irrational resentment of immigrants?

He wishes.

Considering...considering...nope still funny.

From the linked article he actually picked up and threw a high school freshman, while yelling his own name. Which is pretty damn funny honestly.

He literally looks like pasta. Deadspin really dropped the ball on this imo.

WHO THE FUCK IS TANK

“but it knows its popularity stems largely from gambling.”

Is this the whitest white people problems ever? I would have to say yes.

WRONG. DOUBLESTUFFS ARE THE BEST COOKIE. SUBJECTIVITIY IS A LIE.

I never understood this either. There are already so many true terrible things in the world, why do you need to make up a whole set of fake ones?

Is her first act to arrest herself, or? cuz she is in no position to judge.