Why are their screen highlighters rainbow? This whole thing is delightful.

Because he is an athlete.

Oh totally. I really meant the linehan-to Fisher-era Rams, which seems like it has lasted for about 40 years even though it has been less than 10.

THIS IS THE BEST ADVICE ON THE INTERNET.

Yeah but the Rams are special. They are unwatchable even when they are decent.

Why wait? The world certainly doesn’t need another self-pitying pats fan.

That game was a dream for Chaotic Neutral aligned people...

No offense, but you really have no idea what people skins used to look like. It is very possible they had all types of grossness and pimples going on.

We already all know the answer, and it rhymes with “weed”.

And then he made his national rep by making up a rumor about Troy Aikman being gay...

Nah, you wrong. Look up the demographic transition. It is an established phenomenon.

Talk about interpreting it to your own paradigm....

I think you got your answer.

+1 for poor sentence construction.

Also, what are the odds Kobe makes it through the season without a major injury? 40% After he gets hurt they can play these guys.

“verily some cut”. Is this like 18th century Outkast lyrics or something?

Except, fuck those three tight-ass weirdos.

Yeah....nope.

Jesus, that 90s song. Terrible lyrics, terrible clothes, terrible beat. GODDAMN THE EARLY 90S WAS NOT THAT COOL MILLENIALS! I WAS THERE!

I think just the male part, tbh.