I had myself a nice wide slice of leftover pie for breakfast the other day. It was damn delicious and went great with coffee.

Yeah, they all just got their site pulled out from under them about 3 days ago.

$7 million sounds about right to have this guy never write columns again. Goddamn was he terrible, just the original troll/uncle who thinks he is hilarious.

Yeah, but Taylor Swift is the worst, so whatever.

Damn. This is too ugly to not be partially true...

He probably meant won...

DING DING DING

Man, if the Colts hoist one of these after wining the division with a 6-10 record...That would be amazing.

I see what you did there.

That’s not dip that Zimmer is putting in, that’s chew.

Directions to the stage.

Don’t worry, they are going to keep all that fake-disney bullshit, and those wanna-be tearjerker ads about dogs, and whatever else keeps your lily-white heart pumping broken-rice water.

You fucking beer hipster.

Perfect avatar for this comment.

wut

I believe that is a husky teenager.

I agree. It’s also stupid to loudly talk shit to a bunch of drunk, young, male, strangers in public, while wearing clothing that clearly identifies you as different from them.

He didn’t sucker punch him. He walked up to him slowly, talking shit, fists up, bobbing and weaving. If you don’t know what’s coming next, you shouldn’t talk shit or go to football games. Or leave the house.

Chuck Pagano is “Ready for a paid vacation”.