I had myself a nice wide slice of leftover pie for breakfast the other day. It was damn delicious and went great with coffee.

Yeah, they all just got their site pulled out from under them about 3 days ago.

$7 million sounds about right to have this guy never write columns again. Goddamn was he terrible, just the original troll/uncle who thinks he is hilarious.

Yeah, but Taylor Swift is the worst, so whatever.

Damn. This is too ugly to not be partially true...

He probably meant won...

I think it’s evolution in action. Those damn pinkie toes are useless anyway.

DING DING DING

Man, if the Colts hoist one of these after wining the division with a 6-10 record...That would be amazing.

I never thought about it this way, but it is so true.

I see what you did there.

Why is the British term the ‘proper, technically accurate’ one? Do you use British spelling conventions too?

That’s not dip that Zimmer is putting in, that’s chew.

Apparently the style in the future will be: black army boots and pants, paired with pink leotards tops and matching wrist bands.

Directions to the stage.

Don’t worry, they are going to keep all that fake-disney bullshit, and those wanna-be tearjerker ads about dogs, and whatever else keeps your lily-white heart pumping broken-rice water.

You fucking beer hipster.

Perfect avatar for this comment.

wut

I believe that is a husky teenager.