I was very bored and disappointed with the corrections, and combined with his arrogance about Oprahs book club have never given this guy a chance again. But Everyone else seems to like him, so what do I know?

Is this supposed to be a compliment? ‘cuz it is not...

all of this

Donovan McNabb was not a running qb. Also, he’s thick.

“His widow filed a $21.5 million malpractice lawsuit against Henry Ford Hospital in 1972 for not diagnosing his condition when he was hospitalized after complaining of chest pains.”

I sat down with a calculator and pen and paper and showed them how much free time was left after working, commuting, chores, and other commitments, and then pointed out what percentage of that would be used to worry about Tre ‘fuckbag’ Mason scoring a touchdown this week to beat Dave from sales.

“I am an asshole”.

When you’re right you’re right.

This has nothing to do with this article, But I genuinely think that cricket is the worst spectator sport in the world. It’s a baseball game that takes 4 days, with any suspense taken out due to having the entire teams bats take place consecutively.

Damn, that car is cool as shit.

This guy is like the 3rd smartest Texans fan in the world.

I remember seeing Ice Cube’s kid when he was young on a talkshow and he had the worlds biggest melon. Yup there it is. As big as his dad:

I thought you were supposed to be pedantic, not a douchebag

“best weather in the US!”,

This thing is almost too accurate to be funny.

I think Mike Glennon was probably the best of the bunch, and was treated the worst. Probably cuz he looks like a total doof.

Yeah man. That stupid button thing, agh! It would catch and open on everything! My pockets, my shirt sleeves, and it would just come off at random times. I don’t know why they don’t just put a watch clasp on there.

Yeah man. That stupid button thing, agh! It would catch and open on everything! My pockets, my shirt sleeves, and it…

Nope. Can’t buy it. That thing would pop off like 3 times a day. I had to send it back.

Nope. Can’t buy it. That thing would pop off like 3 times a day. I had to send it back.

Did they ever fix that terrible wrist strap?

Did they ever fix that terrible wrist strap?

You are just precious.