“just a half-sack shy of the NFL record”. So a full sack above the actual record, then?

No one actually liked him though, right? I thought everyone was just laughing and shaking thier head like me.

HOTTAKE: better lyricals than Young Thug.

Executives get this kind of deal all of the time.

Who the hell said he wasn’t Muslim? I would assume that most people who wear the Muslim beard are...

Only those fancy Eye-talian ones you get at fancy restaurants. The rest are trash.

wut

This is genius, you’re a goddamn fridge Machiavelli.

Like what?

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I don’t see the connection between your post and mine...

I’m from Philly. We always called it the muslim beard, but who knows.

That’s called a Muslim beard. People rock it in the hood. See the rapper Freeway for an example:

How about they hook us up with some free access and I’ll think about it?

“the penalties for cocaine possession (and the social stigma attached thereto) are significantly harsher today”

Is that what they do now? In my day we were sitll doing trashbag suits the day of. I’ve never heard of that.

It’s almost like they WANT controversy or something....

You are not the good guy in this story.

Lol. There is a lot of girlfriend humblebragging in those stories. Or maybe I am just bitter that I never got laid in high school.

Yeah well, they earned it.