Jizzing on the football and then describing it as a ‘fucking slut’ to all of your friends.

Yeah, I don’t care about that. It has been (and still is in most places) so far prejudiced towards the other direction that a little over-reaction is really far down the list for me.

The most troubling part: “she never reported it because ... it would jeopardize McDonald’s career as a professional football player...”

Dat profile tho....it really does look kinda like him...

Angry white guy planet.

“I’m still not exactly sure why Joe Theismann is ever invited on TV” FULL FUCKING STOP.

There’s like 4 garments around that dudes waist. He is prepared.

Me too man.

His job title is literally “agent”, meaning he is the agent of the client’s will. If that is what his client wants, that is what he should do. Can’t see why he would take the blame and not the player.

Pictured: the wine-making process

Lol. “They said this bottle cost $2000, so it must taste good, right? I’m just gonna pretend so nobody else thinks I am low-class.” - (all of them)

Wearing a t-shirt with your own nickname that you made with a sharpie, preferably made by drawing on it upside down while wearing it, would be amazing. Especially if you were super-famous.

Dang dude.

You are dead inside.

Isn’t this whole post about why we should care?

And look, they wind up with at least 4 players in, maybe 5. Not bad for the team with the best record in the NL.

They do that everywhere now man.

Clickbait precedes the internet unfortunately.