I’d love to see him wreck, like bowling or curling or something for a year.

Yeah, why take the side of a bunch of underprivileged minorities who made it despite long odds, when we can take the side of a bunch of random business-men and spoiled descendants of such?

And he actually went over the top of it.

Who the F is Renaldo Balkman?

Not to be a truther, but what is the big rush?

My dude, there are more people who live in the suburbs of the city that he just got drafted in than your entire country. Common in Latvia means uncommon for the rest of the 7 BILLION PEOPLE on the planet. Also, if you are getting bent out of shape about this, then this is the wrong website for you

“God help you if you pull for England.” Truer words have never been said.

What’s the difference between a thought and a hot take?

Do you not have any friends?

This is underrated.

What? What is this internet doctor bullshit? Have you ever had food poisoning? That shit happens quickly.

Of course it was a Todd. Of course.

Ok, that makes a lot of sense. Thanks.

Can anyone explain to me why it is a violation to catch the jump ball? What is James being punished for in that play?

They did at potential record breaking events.

If this was 20 years ago it would be a bunch of cameras. Why would that make you feel better about it?

Jesus Christ! Just because she got a wheaties box doesn’t mean we needed to see that much cheerio!

Forget game recaps, this is literally the type of article I come to Deadspin for.

This analogy would work if the hoop was a living sentient being that was actively trying to avoid the ball.

Dammit, why did you edit it? It was much better as “Has Tom Ley Slender man?”