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No, I don't get the part about owners taking a share of tips at all. What the F did they do to deserve them?

Ugh, barf. How hard is it to make an omelette?

Wait, was this CoStar realty in DC? I did this too.

Oh fuck off, you troll.

Does he really have short arms? Is that a thing people say?

Also, mostly sober during the day. Pretty much disqualified.

I would disagree and say: yes.

You're not that sorry about it.

Thanks Dad! Go back to bed now, k?

Soooo...it made no difference to you, and it would have killed them inside, but somehow it was the wrong thing? Get over yourself.

Ex-fucking-zactly. Do them your damn self if you are so picky.

Guy here, let me explain since your SO's can't.

This is not an Irish goodbye, since you said goodbye. The definition is just peacing out when no one is looking. We used to call it 'ninja-balling', like when ninjas throw those little smoke bombs and dissapear.

"My late father had a secret family we discovered while visiting his terminally ill ass in the hospital. He wasn't married to my mom and did not live with us"

But not like, real stuff apparently. Lol.

Seems legit.

I feel embarrassed for your mother. Because of you.

Is there a reason why the highlights only show the DEN goals? Availability? Hate?

How about kicking her ass? That usually works.

I wouldn't flip on someone who has shot at least 6 people and will get away with a least a few of them either. Fuck that.