Him hitting that final truck was definitely him trying to leave the scene. If had been a minority teenager, he would be in jail.

Also, what is the fucking point of this new drug? If you can't meet your needs with a $8.99 fifth of Popoff then???

WHO WAS HE DICK NOSE?

You thought you were the equal of this guy?

Just found out that this dude plays for my football team...

I knew it was coming and it was still good.

Correlation vs. causality man.

Where the F are you eating, dude?

Oh jesus, get over yourself.

Hmm, Wiki says "after receiving scholarship offers from Davidson, VCU, and Winthrop,^[12] he chose to attend Davidson, a school that had not won an NCAA Tournament game since 1969."

In all seriousness, Green owned him about 4 different ways in 90 seconds.

"really wanted a Buick Enclave". Divorce time.

WTF. A cube of butter, on the dashboard? That is unbelievable. Who carries butter arund like that and who puts it on the dashboard?

Neck Tattoos: The Non-Flashy Kind.

It's actually pretty good, says a man who dislikes most of St. Louis.

So angry that you jumped into the Sprinkle Discussion, eh?

Do you think if you white knight him hard enough, he will give you a hug with those big, strong, muscly arms? Maybe even like, sports massage or something?