He also screamed in the umps face, touched him, and then threw a cup of gatorade at him. So he pretty much lost his shit.

Wait until October? When do you thin the pumpkins in that beer were harvested? The week before? That shit is from last, so just drink it whenever the fuck you want.

The best fans in baseball, obviously!

I think people enjoy believing controversial theories because it means that they know more than everyone else. They have figured some important shit out, and everyone else is just a sheep.

Who is telling you this, the NFL? The DA? Name your sources Peter!

I agree that if they had suspended him for say 8 games at first time he would not now be cut and suspended forever. However, I disagree that him losing his high-profile job is too much of a punishment for knocking the shit out of a woman.

To me the question is, what in the hell did the NFL and the Ravens hell think happened before they saw the tape? Two people got in a fight, and the professional strong person knocked the shit out of the woman.

He makes $44 million a year working for the NFL, which is a NON-PROFIT organization.

Dude, this is how it works at the top. They make a settlement, he keeps some benefits, signs a bunch of non-disclosure agreements, everything goes smooth. SOP.

Exactly. He would have been safe by a mile anyway.

In all seriousness, what role do you (or your wife) think that his high level of status and potential legal resources had on this decision? TLDR did the DA pussy out because he is famous and rich?

BECAUSE HE IS LYING, YOU MORON.

You obviously don't read his column very often. He basically writes like he has a learning disability.

Came into this thread about beatings, and ritual murder and because I thought it would be less ugly than the Ray Rice stuff on the rest of this site. Was right.

That was a pretty good movie.

Hmmm..., not sure if images work anymore, here is what I was going for:

"It's as if God himself designed the perfect punchable face." Pretty sure that one is looking at you in mirror every day, my friend. Eli just looks retarded.

Not explicitly as far as I can tell.