It should have been one of the greatest quarters of football I’ve ever seen and not a tedious ordeal that I couldn’t wait to be done with.

His mic cut out during the full announcement of “Hey, at least the game clock is correct.”

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a huddle of officials end with the referee announcing, “The game clock is correct.” Much less multiple times in the same game.

Whoever wrote these should make like El Tree, and get out of here.

I went to a party once where the person who specifically said they were bringing Skyline dip used Hormel. Unforgivable.

S-E-CX! S-E-CX! S-E-CX!

I think this, like everything else in life, is happening for a reason. But then again I’m a big believer in fathan.

Welcome to Deadspin! Long story short, a double switch is a type of substitution that moves the pitcher’s spot in the batting order. The American League’s use of the designated hitter makes this type of move pointless.

Not the first time an Oakland player has had to deal with a bunch of shit because of rainwater.

The shift is killing baseball.

Fucking telemarketers. How do they always pick the worst possible time to call?

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They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

He stepped to Jared.

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The announcers further demonstrated their knowledge of history by predicting that the game would be a low-scoring battle, just like the War of 18-12.

Why did Mike Budenholzer buy his team coffee?

Likeliest explanation, I’m going back and forth between the typo thing, or playing for the Sacramento Kings literally takes years off your life.

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