“No, I said one day I’m gonna steal your can, sir! Be patient!”

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He’s no stranger to sub par secs.

You know what they say about PED testing: if you get caught, lie like the Dickens.

When a player and a team cannot agree on a salary figure, the team will ignore the player by covering their faces with trays from a fast food restaurant. This is known as Arby tray shun.

Normally a Bills fan has to throw something to get 9 inches on the field that quickly.

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I don’t usually remember to check Adequate Man, so thanks for sharing this on the mane blog.

Cashier: Are you guys gonna rob the store?

“It just won’t be the same seeing another team’s abbreviation next to his name.”

I appreciate this.

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Calhoun’s Staff Member: I’m not so sure that wasn’t a guy who’s not Jon Gruden.

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Now he’s just Marvin Bagley II.

The evidence shows that this is of the same caliber as Marvin Harrison. Which in this case is a good thing.

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Well this was educational. I have also just now learned about “Bunny Corn” for Easter, and my new personal favorite, “Freedom Corn” for 4th of July/MURICA:

Valentine’s Day candy corn