The Joker can only play in the CFL since the part around the mouth requires rouge.

yea well you don’t bring Özil to a knife fight.

Sure, if you want to see James Bond die.

Real Madrid is worth $4.2 billion and had $893 million in revenue last year. Manchester United is worth $3.8 billion and had $795 million in revenue last year. These are two of the three most exorbitantly wealthy cash-printing economic juggernauts in the history of any sport ever. Don’t blame economics for their…

Jim Nabors, Paul Lynde and Liberace are my favorite guest stars!

i dont have an issue with it, as long as they play with these:

Subway: Go Make Me A Sandwich.

Japanese hand-ball contact is usually obscured by pixelation anyway.

As a fellow Canuck, I feel smug about being superior to Americans because, despite all the shitty stuff going on in our country (and there’s plenty, especially in my province), we are still 1000% better than the fuck up of a country directly south of us.

Canada now has something in common with the USA getting eliminated by Sweden in a major Womens soccer tournament. Embarrassing.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Really? You must not have realized the expectations going into the game, because that was one of Canada’s better games in recent memory.

I still think there are some bumps in Arriola’s game and it could use a little tweaking.

Literally, yes. 

It’s the most thin-skinned overreaction to the slightest criticism. “Hey, maybe tone down the celebrations when you’re up 10-0.”

Americans not reacting well to gentle criticism? Whoda thunk it?

I just remembered what the last USA win reminded me of:

So it’s okay to hit a cop

The case will now go to the district attorney’s office, which will hopefully decide that this is too embarrassing to take to the mattresses.