Can’t really blame MLS when the team with more MLS starters won...

I’ll be rooting for Canada whenever they play anyone but us. Last night majorly sucked but the silver lining is that a legitimately good Canadian men’s team would be fun to see.

Last night was no fluke, Canada has a better team right now.

And just to rub it in, Team Canada celebrated both of their goals in a manner consistent with the stated values of not rubbing it in against an overmatched opponent.  

Take your star and go think about what you've done.

Never mind what song was playing you insensitive bastards, that dude looks genuinely hurt. I just hope he recovered and isn’t so shaken up he can’t find his way home.

“We knew people had died there, but it was the ‘80s” is the best synopsis of that decade I can think of.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

No. That would be mean.

I’ve always found Larson’s explanation as to why he didn’t want them posted without his consent to be heartfelt and reasonable. It’s probably one of my favorite things ever published online:

A Patriots fan AND Norwich City?

You left out the biggest story: we (NCFC) had 11 players out with injury or unable to play. Eleven!

Is telling your abusive husband that you're going on a two week trip to visit your parents and celebrate your pregnancy but then never coming back considered a prank? Because it felt like I was pranking him and it was definitely some of my best work.

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

Jesus Christ, forgot him. How did the NE manage to pull this off? And that was a rhetorical question as even as a Pats fan I’m not completely ignoring the possibility of a satanic deal there.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

Teams cut players two weeks before the season. Why should it be a one-way street?

I’m a Calgarian. Everything is getting gutted under our new provincial government. All to give more profits to the oil company billionaires.