Lovren was what he’s always been - a decent enough defender against anyone not playing for the top 6, and a giant useless bollard against the top 6.

Let’s be honest, they acted the same last season when they sold Oxlade-Chamberlain. That quickly went away, because it turns out players can improve with good coaching.

One for each shed!

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

Made a mistake: it was thirteen touches by Aubameyang. A day after a Guardian article lauded him as a true center forward, a throwback to the days of pure goalscorers. Which, yeah, that kind of game could happen to people like Shearer or Klose or Drogba if they weren’t getting service. Strange to see Lacazette start…

At least we know what the soundtrack will be tonight on Match Of The Day!

Ahh.... it didn’t click....

I feel like I could do a really good blog on all continuity errors in the film Harry and The Henderson’s.

Frequently, that’s synonymous ;)

more like ottofellating.

Tough, but fair.

I don't know if it's a typo or a reference I don't get, but either way, "The Elway" is solid.

The only thing Joe has to talk about for Crossroads is the guitar duel; the least you could do is actually post it! Even if he is only in Stevie’s corner…

“It’s not clear why the supporters all turned on that linesman in particular”

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Thanks for sharing, this is a great story! I hope to cross paths with this organization again, perhaps make a trip to Wales next year.

I am just now seeing this message but we actually stumbled upon the Homeless World Cup and we had a GREAT TIME! It was one of the highlights of my trip to be quite honest.

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.