When I was in sixth grade, I was singled out by the kids in my class for bullying, on the grounds that I wore Reebok sneakers matched with Nike socks. It stopped when one of the kids reached down to try and pull up my pants and see what my socks looked like, only for me to try and kick him in the face.

How on earth did the DNC not run ads in every single race this fall simply pointing out all the ways the Republican party tries to stop people from voting with the tagline “Why Don’t They Want You To Vote?”

Fountains of Lame

Here ya go. Written with the thought (hopes?) that maybe Mrs Wohl might be embarrassed by her dumbass son. And remember, I didn’t say it was good…

Remember scumbag assholes, in a murder suicide, do the suicide first.  

How could you include that last tweet but not his follow up?

I disagree. I don’t think that Charlie Hunnam would make a good Idris Elba at all.

you had me at conniption.

Jon: When I was a junior in high school I was a convenience store clerk at a truck stop. I had to clean pubes and blood off in the showers.

He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

I’m more a fan of pop art.

I like this strategy of bringing Vishnevetsky back for reviews just frequently enough so we can’t ever get over his leaving.

holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

You’ve won your internet for the day, go home.

The picture really ties the room together.

has scored twice

I call ‘Heatmydick’ as my new gamer tag...

the Nationals could sure use a reliable reliever

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.